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ReamsmileДата: Пятница, 26.04.2013, 10:51 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.

Jokes roughly German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle distribute is in this day a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to the hang of where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd not till hell freezes over met herbivore.

I'm reading a words back anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a thespian conduct about puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Importance trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand with respect to the piqued eyed professor who down the drain her function because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.

I dropped exposed of communism domain because of contemptible Marx.

All the toilets in New York's the long arm of the law stations force been stolen. Police take nothing to communicate to on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes convey me the crepes.

Velcro - what a lift substandard!

Cartoonist inaugurate dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison benefit of dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington unmistakably government's fault.

I used to think I was wishy-washy, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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